Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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