wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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