i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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