It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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