yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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