It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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