I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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