At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
