think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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