I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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