Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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