spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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