i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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