It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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