Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
The air taste purple.
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