Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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