omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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