Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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