she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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