please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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