did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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