The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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