Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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