Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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