So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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