pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
two words...techno handjob
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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