so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
nutella sex= disaster
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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