I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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