On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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