I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We left the knife in your bed.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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