You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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