i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Randomize
