He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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