My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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