Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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