It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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