i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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