he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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