I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your penis caused this!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Two words: nipple clamps
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