I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I love having hate sex.
two words...techno handjob
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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