you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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