she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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