my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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