Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You're like the curious george of whores
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The struggles of a small town man whore
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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