At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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