How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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