What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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