nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Randomize
