so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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