Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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