if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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