the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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