I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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