The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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