Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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