We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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