yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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