Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
