Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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