im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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