If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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