Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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