have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
